The Outlaw Sarah Palin

2009 July 4
by Cannoneer No. 4

Hell is coming to breakfast.

Hound her, senator? A woman like Palin lives by the feud. Because of what you and your lackies in the media have said about her children over the last year, I’ve got to destroy that woman.

Well, she’ll have to run for it now … and hell is where she’s headed.

She’ll be waiting there for us, senator…

 

If this dialog sounds unfamilar to you, you are not part of my intended target audience for this post.

Where’s she going?

She knows she can do the best for us on the back of a horse.

She’s a guerrilla fighter.
She figures she can carry the fight to the enemy.

She’s going down into the Lower 48
to kill Obama

…and as many of the Marxists as she can.

How will she do that and come back here?

She won’t come back.

But she might.

You’re all alone now, Palin.

Not quite alone.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 4
    John Singleton (Josie Wales) permalink

    Beautiful; love it

  2. 2009 July 4

    Nice. Sarah Palin reminds most Americans of a frontier woman. The kind of woman who can ride, shoot, raise a passel of kids, be a good wife, and still have time to deal with troublemakers. It’s the kind of woman who made it possible for western civilisation to tame the wilds of North America, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Rhodesia, and countless outposts across Asia and Africa.

    The effete, post-modern irrational left has the power in the US. Academia, media, union, attorney, judicial, bureaucratic, legislative, and government executive power. But they are afraid of a little woman from Alaska — whether she is governor or not. They are afraid of that little lady because she has fire inside her, and they can’t deal with real fire. They’ve forgotten how, since they thought they’d bred it out of homo americanus.

    Hell’s coming for breakfast.

  3. 2009 July 5

    Perceptive of you to mention Rhodesia, Alice.

  4. 2009 July 5
    Salt Lick permalink

    I love the comparison, Cannoneer. But the movie isn’t Josie Wales, it’s “Terminator.” Sarah will be challenging a global enemy willing to use the most advanced technology in existence to destroy her.

    “Sarah,” as in “Sarah Connor.”

    Against the “Obamanation.”

    Tell me again God doesn’t have a sense of humor.

  5. 2009 July 5

    For you it’s Terminator. I was young, dumb, full of cum and highly impressionable in 1976 when The Outlaw Josey Wales came out. I suspect you’re a decade younger.

    Terminator was science fiction set in the future.

    The Outlaw Josey Wales was historical fiction set in the War Between The States and Reconstruction. There really were Bushwhackers and Red Legs. Bloody Bill Anderson, Senator Jim Lane and Ten Bears lived.

    Some of us knew our great-grandmothers, who told us what their grandfathers had told them of that time.

  6. 2009 July 5
    Salt Lick permalink

    Oh Hell, Cannoneer, I’m 56. I can actually play “Rose of Alabamy” on the fiddle, and my granny schooled me on when my great-great grandparents refugeed from the burning of Atlanta in 1864.

    I just meant Sarah Palin has a much harder road ahead than Josie if she goes for the presidency.

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